The Adultery Academy
Welcome to the Adultery Academy!
If you’re thinking about cheating, you’ve come to the right place.
Lesson One — Adulterous Language and How Cheaters Fail
Learning the ropes and how not to fall off them.
Lesson Two— Are You Sure You Want To Have An Affair?
Cheating is about as low as a person can get without breaking the law, so make sure you’re ready to be the scum we are.
Lesson Three— Affair Partner Selection & Management
Thinking outside your circles, avoiding fools and protecting yourself.
Lesson Four — Writing Your Adulterous Profile
Meeting the perfect stranger starts with your profile.
Lesson Five — The Official Potential Affair Partner Job Application
Fill This Out and See Where it Gets You
Lesson Seven — Making Your First Sex Date Memorable for the Right Reasons
Sex should always be the easiest part of the affair.
Lesson Ten — The Boring Shit That Stops Adultery From Killing You
Seriously, if you’re having an affair, you need to be on top of this shizzle
Lesson Eleven — The Feelings Will Suck so Make Peace With That
Because you’ll be on your own to deal with them
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© Teresa J. Conway, 2021